The Mayor of Laredo has been seen a lot recently standing on street corners waving his Mexican-made campaign signs, and, not surprisingly, taking a lot of criticism for spending his campaign funds outside of our city … especially outside of our country (which, by the way, is illegal in some campaigns.)
However, amigos, you can feel confident that the Big Man is finally listening to you, the people of Laredo, you who he bamboozled into electing him four years ago. Chubby Cheeks Salinas has now had his chief donor, Raymond (I’m running for everything) Bruni buy him a few campaign signs from a company in San Antonio. (Certainly not Laredo, but definitely not a company run by the Zeta gang either.)
Congratulations Salinas. Unfortunately, as in most instances of your blundering campaign, it’s too little too late.
And … RAYMOND BRUNI? Couldn’t you get Farouk Shami to sponsor you again?