I am going to take a different approach.
The Laredo Lizard Recommends:
1) STAND AGAINST THE INDISTINGUISHABLE POLITICIANS OF THE PAST AND THEIR CROOKED WAYS.
2) VOTE AGAINST PATRONISM, AND POLITICIANS WHO ARE SPONSORED BY CITY/COUNTY CONTRACTORS.
3) VOTE FOR A BRIGHTER FUTURE FOR LAREDO AND TEXAS AND AMERICA, however you believe that to be.
4) REJECT CORRUPTION ON EVERY LEVEL. In City Hall, in the County Courthouse, in Congress, on your hands and knees… EVERYWHERE. We cannot endure as a community an elected official being arrested or sued for some kind of sleazery every month. At that rate, in a 24-month (2-year) term, we’ll RUN OUT of elected officials!
And above all, make sure you VOTE. DO YOUR HOMEWORK FIRST. Then vote.
If you vote for the same old corrupt politicians, then you’re asking for the same kinda SHIT that has driven Laredo politics into the gutter and made us the laughing stock of America. It’s up to you to CLEAN UP OUR COMMUNITY!
NOTHING IS MORE IMPORTANT AT THIS POINT IN HISTORY!
Something to ponder.
Make sure you vote. And vote your heart.
God Bless America and Laredo, Webb County, Texas!